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The man at the top of the post is now known among the dog park people as a notorious poop bag thief. Weird, right?<\/p>\n
Today at the dog park, several of us were standing around, chatting and tossing balls and Frisbees for our dogs, when I noticed a man at the poop bag dispensary pulling out reams of the yellow bags that are for picking up your dog\u2019s waste. He didn\u2019t have a dog with him and was stuffing the yellow bags into a larger paper bag. I kept watching him and thought that maybe he couldn\u2019t figure out how to pull along the dotted lines that separate one bag from another. I turned to Sharon.<\/p>\n
\u201cHey, look at that guy.\u201d<\/p>\n
She glanced around and laughed. \u201cWhat the hell?\u201d<\/p>\n
He continued to do and must have stuffed hundreds of the yellow bags into his larger bag when Sharon and I started toward him. \u201cExcuse me, sir,\u201d Sharon said. \u201cWhat\u2019re you doing?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIt\u2019s none of your business,\u201d he snapped, and kept jerking out more bags.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s theft,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n
\u201cFuck off,\u201d he replied. \u201cI pay taxes.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHey,” I said. “So do I, but that doesn\u2019t entitled me to steal poop bags. Leave some for the dog owners.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cFuck off,\u201d he said again.<\/p>\n
Just then, Jaime came into the park with her two dogs, saw that something was going on. \u201cThis guy\u2019s stealing poop bags,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n
She immediately raised her phone and snapped several photos of him. \u201cThese pictures are going to the city.\u201d<\/p>\n
With that, he hurried out the gate. Jaime followed him to his car, snapped a picture of his license plate. \u201cI\u2019ll have your name by tomorrow.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou fat c***,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n
She just laughed. And then he lunged at her. She stepped back, he got into his Audi, and drove off.<\/p>\n
Bag dispensaries used to be outside the park, near the parking lot, but last year the city moved them all inside the park because someone kept emptying the dispensaries. We\u2019re betting he\u2019s the culprit.<\/p>\n
What possesses someone to steal several hundred dog poop bags? Does he own packs of dogs? Does he sell these bags on ebay? Is he some demented old man who fills his closet with these things? He may be just another South Florida eccentric whose brain has been fried by the tropical sun.<\/p>\n
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The man at the top of the post is now known among the dog park people as a notorious poop bag thief. Weird, right? Today at the dog park, several of us were standing around, chatting and tossing balls and … Continue reading