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Aries<\/strong>: I\u2019m the Star Trek<\/em> motto, going where no one else has gone before. Cross me and I\u2019ll mow you down. I don\u2019t give a shit.<\/p>\n Taurus<\/strong>: I cultivate and civilize what Aries discovers. I’ve also got some secrets that no one will uncover.\u00a0 I\u2019m vying with Scorpio for the most stubborn sign. Give me a plot of land and I’ll bring you food, sustenance.<\/p>\n Gemini: <\/strong>I collect information and then disseminate it, far and wide. I\u2019m the messenger who takes what Aries discovers and what Taurus cultivates, and hand it off to Cancer. Ha. But hey, I also seduce you with my words and my stories.<\/p>\n Cancer: <\/strong>Ha? Bro, you need therapy, honest introspection. I embrace Aries, Taurus, even you, Gemini. Let me help you. I am MOM. I am TRUST.\u00a0 I am NURTURING LOVE<\/p>\n Leo: <\/strong>Seriously? This is a real conversation? C\u2019mon, you guys. Let\u2019s go party with Sadge. Let me lead you. Let me show you how.<\/em><\/p>\n Virgo: <\/strong>Details, folks, details. How does \u00a0the mosaic fit together? How do all these intricate pieces create a whole? Why do I feel like I’m out here on a limb by myself? Huh?<\/p>\n Libra: \u00a0<\/strong>Banging my gavel, listen up. Each of you has a piece of the cosmic puzzle, okay? Now, can we all be friends? Please? Can we go find something to do that we all love?<\/p>\n Scorpio<\/strong>: OMG. They\u2019re all missing the point, the absolute bottom line. It\u2019s mythological, you idiots. Profound. Wake up! We’re trapped in the matrix. Who’s leading us out of this weirdness?<\/p>\n Sagittarius: <\/strong>I\u2019ve got tickets to a vision quest on the island of Mykonos in Greece. Give me mushrooms and let\u2019s \u00a0go find the truth. All of you are my friends\u00a0 until you prove to be otherwise and then, oh yeah, dudes, bye-bye.<\/p>\n Capricorn: \u00a0<\/strong>I\u2019m scaling mountains one painful step at a time and you guys want to trip\u00a0 in Greece? Why? Convince me that I should go.\u00a0 Explain it. Lay out your case. How does this enhance my resume?<\/p>\n Aquarius: <\/strong>Cappy, c’mon,\u00a0 You have ambition but lack vision. You have goals but don\u2019t understand your personal quest. Your endurance is unsurpassed but…where’s your passion? Me, I’m into the family of man. Give me your visionaries…<\/p>\n Pisces: \u00a0<\/strong>C\u2019mon, you guys. All of you. Let\u2019s go dance with the collective. Let’s be visionaries and optimists. Let’s go find a woods or an ocean and meditate and dream\u00a0 and visualize what we desire. A planet united.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Aries: I\u2019m the Star Trek motto, going where no one else has gone before. Cross me and I\u2019ll mow you down. I don\u2019t give a shit. Taurus: I cultivate and civilize what Aries discovers. I’ve also got some secrets that … Continue reading