{"id":46260,"date":"2026-03-05T17:28:05","date_gmt":"2026-03-05T22:28:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/themysticalunderground.com\/?p=46260"},"modified":"2026-03-07T09:40:08","modified_gmt":"2026-03-07T14:40:08","slug":"noem-the-puppy-killer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themysticalunderground.com\/?p=46260","title":{"rendered":"Noem: the Puppy Killer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-46262\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/themysticalunderground.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/dhs-secretary-kristi-noem-2025-cropped-c58c36.jpg?resize=321%2C321&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"321\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/themysticalunderground.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/dhs-secretary-kristi-noem-2025-cropped-c58c36.jpg?w=200&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/themysticalunderground.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/dhs-secretary-kristi-noem-2025-cropped-c58c36.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 321px) 100vw, 321px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Kristi Noem the puppy killer is finally gone!\u00a0 As DHS secretary, she caused unparalleled harm to so many Americans &#8211; especially in Minnesota.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know much about her replacement, a Republican senator from Oklahoma. But how about getting rid of Hegseth and Kash Patel too? And then, trump,\u00a0 work your way through the other idiots you have in your chaotic and destructive administration.<\/p>\n<p>You know:\u00a0 Tulsi Gabbard,Marco Rubio, Pam Bondi, Scott Bessent, Howard Lutnick, Sean Duffy, RFK the secretary of health who seems to relish the possibility of Americans dying in droves&#8230;well, the list is long!<\/p>\n<p>The people with whom trump has surrounded himself is the law of attraction in action. They are all as morally corrupt as he is.<\/p>\n<p>The day you are impeached, trump, or removed through the 25th amendment will be a day to celebrate! It can&#8217;t happen too soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Kristi Noem the puppy killer is finally gone!\u00a0 As DHS secretary, she caused unparalleled harm to so many Americans &#8211; especially in Minnesota. I don&#8217;t know much about her replacement, a Republican senator from Oklahoma. 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