We’ve compiled some of the oddest and most humorous spam we get on our blog. Spammers, it seems, are developing new techniques all the time to fool the filters. Some of the spam comments are just illiterate, Google translations – like this one:
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Or this one, advertising boots:
Fantastic products from you, man. Ive study your stuff forward of and youre just too amazing.
Another advertising boots:
We comparable the particular browser to become very bored because the content articles as well as evaluations work for a number of phrases come up with.
Another illiterate spam advertising cheap Miami Heat jerseys:
Your favorite reason appeared to be at the web the easiest thing to consider of. I say to you, I definitely get irked even as folks think about issues that they just don’t understand about. You managed to hit the nail upon the top and also defined out the entire thing with no need side effect
Here’s one, under a video on flash dancing in the Dubai airport. It’s, like, well, huh??
Certainly believe that which you said. Your preferred cause appeared to be in the web the easiest thing to consider of. I say to you, We definitely obtain annoyed even while people think about issues that they just do not comprehend about. A person managed to strike the actual toe nail upon the very best and also described out the whole factor without necessity side-effect , people might take a signal.
Hmm, What was that about ‘the actual toe nail?’
Some of them are just laugh out loud funny. Here’s a bodybuilding spam:
Congratulations on being freshly pressed
From the cancer institute:
It is little doubt that this is the best singer in the planeta! What makes a singer isn’t their personality, it’s their voice! I don’t like when people judge singers on things that just aren’t that interesting. Remember, they are entertainers, not presidents! Let them do their thing and enjoy the music!
From a porn site. The person calls herself/himself horny hot:
Lol everybody talk about dating
From a free porn site:
que harГamos sin su frase admirable – I think this translates as: what we do without your admirable sentence
Here’s one advertising Viagra at a discount:
what do you think about the increase in the dollar?
Recently, spammers have been leaving pithy little sayings such as: no news is good news. Here are two of the oddest:
Human blood is all one colour.
Harm set, harm get.
Finally, here’s one from a.m. – one of six.
| How you would write, that you’re really a professional blogger? |
so funny! Thanks!
I constantly get emails from people (who don’t speak very good English) who want to buy large amounts of my “product” and would like me to tell them the costs and how soon can I ship, even though they apparently don’t have time to visit my website in order to identify what the “product” is. I’ve been offering the Brooklyn Bridge in Fushia and Lime Green for quite a while, but no takers, although I did get an order for 10,000 polyester magenta “day glo” enema bags. Unfortunately, however, they did not wish to pre-pay for shipment.
LOL. Enema bags! On a goddess/shamanism blog!! Too damn funny.
bot babble…. GAK!
It sounds like GROK!
I am amazed at the spam I get and what Blogger is able to catch as spam. I think of the hundreds I’ve seen lately, only one actually got through! Yours are far more interesting than the ones I get. 🙂
WordPress doesn’t do too good job at the spam!
One this week as a comment: “You are not getting as much as you used to firmness we have Viagra for a firm ending.”
Hysterical!
I think you should strike the actual toe nail and buy some damn boots!
Ha ha ha — we get a lot of this stuff on our blogs (my own blogs and the ones for work.) Some of it is just way out there.
Good one!
there are some sick puppies out there, for sure!
…like, wow, man, i say to you i admire your toe neatly pressed when we LOL all talk about dating and i’ve studied your stuff and you’re truly amazing! and i’ve read your site and i say to you, want some viagra? or boots? or both?…
😉
like wow ugh boots and ufos!
Ugh
🙂