Spam Oddities and Funnies

We’ve compiled some of the oddest and most humorous spam we get on our blog. Spammers, it seems, are developing new techniques all the time to fool the filters. Some of the spam comments are just illiterate, Google translations – like this one:

The web site proprietor has carried out an excellent profession of placing it with each other, the information the following is really as well as useful when i do evaluation. Now i’m going to bookmark this world broad internet web site to ensure that I can review within the long term.

Or this one, advertising boots:

 Fantastic products from you, man. Ive study your stuff forward of and youre just too amazing.

Another advertising boots:

We comparable the particular browser to become very bored because the content articles as well as evaluations work for a number of phrases come up with.

Another illiterate spam advertising cheap Miami Heat jerseys:

Your favorite reason appeared to be at the web the easiest thing to consider of. I say to you, I definitely get irked even as folks think about issues that they just don’t understand about. You managed to hit the nail upon the top and also defined out the entire thing with no need side effect

Here’s one, under a video on flash dancing in the Dubai airport. It’s, like, well, huh??

Certainly believe that which you said. Your preferred cause appeared to be in the web the easiest thing to consider of. I say to you, We definitely obtain annoyed even while people think about issues that they just do not comprehend about. A person managed to strike the actual toe nail upon the very best and also described out the whole factor without necessity side-effect , people might take a signal.

Hmm, What was that about ‘the actual toe nail?’

Some of them are just laugh out loud funny. Here’s a bodybuilding spam:

Congratulations on being freshly pressed

From the cancer institute:

It is little doubt that this is the best singer in the planeta! What makes a singer isn’t their personality, it’s their voice! I don’t like when people judge singers on things that just aren’t that interesting. Remember, they are entertainers, not presidents! Let them do their thing and enjoy the music!

From a porn site. The person calls herself/himself horny hot:

Lol everybody talk about dating

From a free porn site:

que harГ­amos sin su frase admirable – I think this translates as: what we do without your admirable sentence

Here’s one advertising Viagra at a discount:

what do you think about the increase in the dollar?

Recently, spammers have been leaving pithy little sayings such as: no news is good news.  Here are  two of the oddest:

Human blood is all one colour.

Harm set, harm get.

Finally, here’s one from a.m. – one of six.

How you would write, that you’re really a professional blogger?

 

Posted in spam, synchronicity | 14 Comments

We Are the Many, Not the Few

Here’s an interesting twist in the Occupy movement.

Hawaiian recording artist Makana was supposed to play a luau Saturday night – November 12 – at Waikiki Beach for leaders at an annual summit that is putting together plans for a Pacific free-trade pact.  The Obamas and leaders of 21 economies from the Asia Pacific were present. Among the attendees were Chinese President Hu Jintao and Russian President Dmitry Medvedev. Security was apparently tight.

So there they are, these leaders, doing whatever leaders do at a private shindig on Waikiki Beach, and the young man who is supposed to play for the Hawaiian feast opens his jacket to reveal a t-shirt that reads, Occupy for Aloha. The five-minute song in the video is what he sang repeatedly for forty minutes. Here’s the refrain I love:

“We’ll occupy the streets, we’ll occupy the courts, we’ll occupy the offices of you, till you do the bidding of the many, not the few.”

 

 

Posted in occupy wall street, synchronicity | 8 Comments

Flash Dancing

We just love it when these You Tube videos appear. This one takes place in Dubai’s airport.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_yXy4YGOyvU

Posted in synchronicity | 5 Comments

Post 11-11-11

Looking back at 11-11-11, here are some of the interesting stories that were either in the news or that we received.

First, Egypt briefly closed the Great Pyramid because of rumors that it was going to be used for ceremonies celebrating 11-11-11. From The Guardian: “…on Friday Egypt‘s Great Pyramid of Giza was confronted with what some feared would be its biggest threat yet: two crystals, a “ceremony of love” and several hundred “human angels” seeking to form a protective shield around the earth.”From USA Today:  “A lineup of digits at 11 minutes past the 11th hour on 11/11/2011 marks a moment that won’t repeat for 100 years.” In Last Vegas, 3,200 marriage licenses were issued for 11-11-11, three times the usual amount. According to the county clerk, there hasn’t been anything like that since 7-7-07, when  4,333 licenses were issued.

This website has some interesting stuff to say about binary number dates in 2010 – and in 2011.

Then there’s this interesting synchro: a boy born at 11:11, on 11-11-11, on Veteran’s Day, to a mother who is an Air Force veteran and to a father who is currently serving in the Air Force.

We got a nice bit of 11-11-11 news/luck: 7 Secrets sold to Russia. We love the idea of Russians reading about synchronicities!

One of the best stories we received came from Sharlie W: “This morning of 11/11/11, at 11:00, my husband and I joined to pray for health, prosperity and safety. No small wish. After that we went for a ride and he was smiling about our (what he considers) superstitious behavior. And then a car pulled in front of us with the license place 1 1 1.  I laughed as another car pulled along side, and then in front, saying Ultra 1. Well that said it all.

This evening, we attended a free yoga fest put on at the local polo club. There was a yoga class first, then Jai Uttal played. We tried to get photos, but it was too dark and the video we took didn’t come out. But the music and the audience participation was incredible.

Here’s a sampling of Uttal’s music from his my space page.

Overall, a wonderful day!

 

Posted in 11:11, 11s, synchronicity | 4 Comments

13 Crystal Skulls on 11-11-11

In 1991, my first novel was published. It was about two ancient Mayan crystal skulls that were re-united fulfilling a prophecy. So it was interesting when I recently found out that 13 crystal skulls would come together at a ceremony in Los Angeles on 11-11-11 that will be performed by 13 Mayan elders.

According to Cal Garrison, writing in Before It’s News, “…these ancient relics are said to contain information about the history of our planet and the future of mankind. Carved out of pure quartz crystal, and other crystals such as jade, the Skulls generate an energy field that activates human consciousness in a way that expands our perceptions of reality.”

He adds: “When the Spirits of the Skulls are ceremonially awakened, ancient wisdom, wisdom that has been preserved in a crystalline matrix for eons, enters the unified field and fills the collective consciousness with all the knowledge of everything that has happened on the planet in the last 26,000 years, and perhaps beyond.”

Sounds very impressive, but I don’t feel that’s quite right. I think all that knowledge is already in the collective unconscious. However, maybe such ceremonies with the skulls could awaken our awareness to that wisdom, making it more accessible. The question, though, is what would we do it? Would we find better ways to make war and defeat enemies, or would we use it to do away with wars?

What I would like those skulls to do is to raise human consciousness to a higher level. Maybe turn us into light beings! Or at least move us in that direction. Is that asking too much? Well, we can try. At this point, we are creatures with high tech tools and toys, but low to moderate awareness of whom we are beyond physical reality, outside of time and space, beyond cause and effect.   Our mainstream science doesn’t recognize extra sensory perception, doesn’t accept the existence of life after death, and ignores documented sightings and contact with UFOs. Our science lacks awareness of spirit.

C’mon, crystal skulls we need help.

For the fun of it, I  took a copy of Crystal Skull off my shelf, opened it up at random. Here’s what I read on page 159. Rather than science, it’s about religion, and what happens to people who lose their religion.

“To me, religion carries the baggage of dogma, restrictions. And worst of all, arrogance and divisiveness. My religion’s better than yours. Right? Unfortunately, a lot of people who are fed up with religion decide there’s nothing worth believing in that they can’t immediately perceive. They become completely materialistic and cynical. I don’t like religion, but I do believe in a universal force and life beyond this existence.”

I guess that sort of fits in with what I was saying – a synchro of sorts. After all, I could’ve opened it at random to a sex scene.

*****

I took out my three little crystal skulls and got them to pose for me. The one on the left was moving, I think. Or maybe it was me. 😉

Posted in synchronicity | 12 Comments

Count down…

…to 11-11-11. Enjoy this amazing pyramid of numbers.

 

Posted in synchronicity | 9 Comments

Twins Suns, Revisited

NASA illustration

In January of this year, we did a post called Twin Suns.  To summarize, it’s about an experience we had before our daughter, Megan, was born. A recap:

In the late 1980s, my parents, Rob and I went over to my sister’s place for dinner. The house actually belonged to her husband – now ex-hubby – and during dinner, we talked about past-life hypnotic regression. My sister’s ex  thought it was all pretty silly, but my dad was intrigued and wanted to try it. I think my mother went along with it because of my dad. So after dinner, Rob, my parents, and I went into another room.

My parents and I stretched out on the rug and, with Rob as our hypnotist, went through a deep relaxation. Rob’s voice is pitch perfect for this, quiet yet firm, and he led us through ever deeper levels of relaxation. At some point – I’m not sure when – my mother left, but my dad and I didn’t move.

I suddenly found myself  on a dusty road, walking alongside  wagons with heavy wooden wheels, beneath the glare of twin suns. I remember how the brilliant light practically washed out my shadow on the ground. I remember how dry the air smelled. I remembered thinking, OK, this is weird, where am I? And then I came out of it.

When my dad reported seeing the same images – including the twin suns – I felt certain this was something significant.  The image has haunted me ever since.

So in the writing of Ghost Key, the sequel to Esperanza, the twin suns crept in. I alluded to the possibility that the original 7 tribes of shape shifters, who play an important part in Esperanza and in Ghost Key,  came from a place with twin suns. Now, in the outline for third book, called Twin Suns, I’ve been trying to define this place. Rob made some important suggestions about the outline, so while he was finishing it, I went online and checked MSNBC.COM and the first thing I see is an updated story about a planet with twin suns.

“Planet-hunters say they’ve detected the first world that’s absolutely known to circle two stars, like Luke Skywalker’s home planet Tatooine in the fictional “Star Wars” saga,” writes Alan Baugh.

The planet is called Kepler-16b and it orbits a red and an orange star in the constellation Cygnus, 200 light-years from Earth. NASA’s Kepler telescope looks for dips in light coming from 155,000 stars in a 105-degree patch of sky in the constellations Cygnus and Lyra, then scientists like Laurance Doyle and his colleagues use hi-tech software to determine if the pattern is caused by a star.

Kepler-16a is believed to be about comparable in size to Saturn, but denser, and less denser than water.  “The Kepler team says Kepler-16b is the first confirmed, unambiguous example of a planet orbiting two stars,” writes Baugh.

William Borucki, the astronomer who is the Kepler mission’s principal investigator, says the discovery  “confirms a new class of planetary systems that could harbor life.”

The synchro seems clear. Move ahead.

+++

PS. I did this post some time back. The Twin Suns proposal didn’t work and I had to completely revamp the story and re-title it.  This has happened several times now, where I  experience what seems to be a supportive synchro connected to my writing, only to later realize the story just doesn’t work. It’s as if that mischievous guy, the dark trickster, is playing around and having a really hearty belly laugh. So now I am a little less enthusiastic about embracing these types of synchros unless there’s a cluster of them. I figure clusters of anything have to be a genuine nudge to move in a particular directions, right?

Well, we’ll see!

 

 

Posted in creativity, synchronicity, writers | 8 Comments

White House denies existence of UFOs


That title is the subject of a story on MSNBC about the White House’s reaction to petitions calling for full disclosure of the government’s connection with UFOs. The video clip is below. But here’s a synchro about it’s arrival in our mailbox.

Monday afternoon we talked with Whitley Streiber about the dead and about aliens and how they might be connected.  Whitley had handled the audio a few days earlier when Marie Jones had interviewed us for Dreamland about our book, Synchronicity and the Other Side. He came on the phone afterwards and invited us to join him in a second interview. We’re not used to getting so much publicity so it was a welcome turn of events.

While our book is about contact with the other side, Whitley wanted to talk about the link between the other side and UFOs and their passengers – the visitors, as Whitley calls them. That’s also the topic of his next book.

We had a good time exploring the connection and noted that traditional ghost hunters don’t like aliens, and UFO enthusiasts tend to shy away from any talk of dead people and unidentified crafts. Near the end of the interview we talked about how the media and mainstream science tend to dismiss the subject of life after death and UFO stories to say nothing of their reaction or non-reaction to the merger of the two topics.

As soon as the interview was over, we checked our e-mail and found this video, sent to us by Nancy Atkinson, about how the White House has officially dismissed UFOs. We were both busy and it took a few hours before it occurred to us that the appearance of the video right after the interview was a synchronicity. Nancy had no idea we were talking to Streiber when she sent it. Well timed and meaningful.

 

Posted in synchronicity | 16 Comments

FEMA and FCC Test Tomorrow

Tomorrow, November 9 at 2 PM eastern, FEMA and the FCC will be conducting the first ever nationwide test of the Emergency Alert System. We’ve read on other sites   that the test will also entail shutting down the Internet for 3 minutes – rebooting the system – but didn’t find any mention of that on the government site.
In fact, under the FAQ section, it says:

“The nationwide test will involve broadcast radio and television stations, cable television, satellite radio and television services and wireline video service providers across all states and the territories of Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands and American Samoa.

“The test will not involve other communication devices such as the Internet, LAN and mobile telephones. No other communications networks or devices will be impacted by the test, meaning that people will be able to continue use their cell phones, the internet and other communications channels during the test. There will be no disruption of those services.”

So, we’ll see what’s what, right?

 

Posted in synchronicity | 8 Comments

Wow…wow…wow

This morning, Monday, Nov. 7, I read another article about Steve Jobs, this one by Tracy Grant of the Washington Post. If you’ve never heard of Jobs, then you’ve probably not been living on this planet during the past month. In the aftermath of his death on Oct. 5, probably more has been written about the Apple Computer founder than any other person alive or dead.

Grant’s article meanders from Jobs as a parent to his hatred of buttons on computers and other gadgets, his poor showing in college to his 15-minute commencement lecture at Stanford University. She even touched on his notable arrogance.

She left out what the mainstream media in general has avoided…the ending, his last words…”Wow…wow…wow,” uttered as he looked past his family that surrounded his bed. Those words were reported, because they were mention by Jobs’ sister Mona in her eulogy. But little of anything was made of his hint of an afterlife, of something astonishing coming his way. It’s worth noting Jobs was an atheist, which makes his utterance more curious and should’ve garnered some interest for a discussion of life after death in the media. In spite of all the words written and spoken about Jobs – his life and death – the talking heads, the columnists, the investigative reporters aren’t exploring the possible meaning of his final words.

The day before Tracy Grant’s article appeared in our local newspaper, I read a related post by our blogging friend Marcus Anthony, Australian futurist and author of the upcoming book, Discover Your Soul Template. As usual, Marcus’ post is detailed and well thought out.

Referring to the silence of the media on Jobs’ point of departure, he writes: “Ironically, that silence spoke of the forbidden country where few in modern mainstream media dare to venture: the spirituality of death. No doubt most of the general public were thinking exactly what I was thinking when I read the words. What is it that Jobs was feeling, perceiving, seeing in those final moments of his earthly existence? Was it something transcendental, spiritual, or dare I say, divine?”

Marcus asks, “How has it come to this point where the spiritual has become so denied, so absolutely taboo, even where it is so blatantly, poignantly present?” He goes on to provide a historical summary of the split between world of spirit and the world of nature – the physical realm – brought on by the Renaissance, influence by the ancient Greeks. As a result, he notes: “…mainstream science and education closed the doors to spiritual experience, and politics and education became bereft of intuitive knowing.”

One reason for that separation is that religion has dumbed down spirituality, and made it so transparently questionable that anyone whose thinking lies outside the dogma of religious belief finds many of the basic teachings to be nonsensical. Of course that view overlooks the fact that without religion there is still spirituality, that our spiritual nature is the core of our existence, even if it’s not recognized as such.

For many of us the unseen world is closely interwoven with the visible world of our everyday reality. For instance, this post came about as a confluence of three related events that came together in a way that can’t be explained by cause and effect and they were meaningful for me. In other words, synchronicity.

First, I read Marcus’s post, then that night as I went to bed, I opened up James Redfield’s new book, The Twelfth Insight, which is all about synchronicity. The three-page passage I read was a reiteration of what Marcus had written about the history of the split between spirit and the material world. Then this morning, when I read the article by Tracy Grant, I was nudged to sit down and write this post.

Of course, not all aspects of the media ignore life after death. A few hours after writing the above paragraphs, Trish and I were interviewed by Whitley Streiber for his subscriber section of  the Unknown Country website about our book, Synchronicity and the Other Side. It was an interesting conversation because Whitley’s next book will be about another ignored topic, the link between UFOs and the dead. Can’t wait for that one.

Posted in synchronicity | 16 Comments