
Nika and Noah with no interlopers around
Ah, the dog park. At this time of year, when the snowbirds have been arriving in droves and the polo people are descending for the season, the park is filled with unfamiliar dogs of all shapes, sizes and temperaments.
There’s Cruiser, the Burmese Mountain dog, 100 pounds of fur and sociability, who races into the park and greets everyone in exactly the same way. She instantly flops onto her back, usually landing on your feet, and offers her tummy for a rub, a scratch, then is off and running toward the next person. She instantly flops over on her back, offering her tummy for a rub, a scratch. But her type is less common among the new dogs.
A Rhodesian Ridgeback, a young, intact male who arrives at the park in a electric cart. The scuttlebutt is that his owner, associated with the polo industry, is a snob. His dog isn’t a snob, but he’s certainly a troublemaker. He’s constantly mounting other dogs, fights break out, and the owner always blames the other dog and its owner.
Ivan, a huge Doberman male, also intact, is aptly named (Ivan the terrible!). He scopes out the other dogs, then dashes straight for his target, barking ferociously. Gender doesn’t seem to matter to him. He is equally aggressive and rude and when dogs protest his attempts to mount them, fights break out.
This evening, so many new dogs romped through the middle park, where we usually hang out, that we moved to the far end, where there’s a mountain of dirt and large pipes that seem to fascinate dogs. Pretty soon, a pair of black and white pugs invaded the area, interlopers. They don’t intimidate through their size, but they are fierce little things, yappers and snappers that lunged at Noah and Nika to keep them away from the pipes, then tried to steal their Frisbee and orange ball.
In terms of personalities, these new dogs don’t mix too well with the regular crowd. Most of the regulars have known each other for several years and their differences have long been resolved. I wish I could say the same for the 112th Congress. With the deadline of December 31 looming for the “fiscal cliff,” things don’t look too promising.
On the 31st, emergency unemployment compensation for millions of Americans will expire. Also due to expire: the Bush-era tax cuts and the start of $1 trillion in spending cuts that Congress mandated in 2011 in a deal to raise the debt ceiling. During that fiscal cliff, the Republicans let the deadline come and go and the standoff resulted in Moody’s downgrading the U.S. credit rating. They’re up to their same tricks this time. They’re like Ivan the Doberman, bullies who scope out their targets, then zoom in on them.
Ivan and his faction fight for the millionaires, whose numbers have multiplied since the Bush era tax cuts. Raise taxes on couples who make more than $250,000? No way. They proposed hiking taxes only for people who make over a million bucks a years. Keep in mind that a billionaire like Romney paid only 15 percent in taxes, while most middle class Americans pay 25 percent or more.
Also, FICA – the tax that goes to Social Security – is supposed to rise by two percent as well. This rise impacts the poor and middle class because the threshold is $110,000 (set to rise to $113,700 in 2013). Anything an individual earns beyond that is FICA-free. Seniors will be hurt by the cuts to what Medicare pays doctors, which means fewer doctors will accept Medicare patients
This maneuver is similar to the sneaky way the pair of pugs kept stealing the Frisbee and the ball. It wasn’t a game to them; it was warfare.
For the larger picture, though, these Republican tricks are like the behavior of the aggressive Ridgeback who rides to the park every day in his human’s electric cart. While his human stands off by himself, talking on his cell phone, the dog wreaks havoc. Ha-ha, you poor suckers. Go over the cliff. What do I care. The tax code, like the Republican Party and its mouthpiece, Fox News, favors the wealthy and corporations.
Take a look at this Forbes article – for how the top 20 U.S. corporations fared taxwise.
When the interlopers became so numerous they outnumbered the regulars, we called it quits at the park. Nika and Noah were happy to leave. Unfortunately, the EXIT strategy isn’t an option for taxpayers – unless you don’t mind having the IRS breathing down your neck and threatening to impound your salary, home, and anything else you own. And in the event that you deem the Internal Revenue Service way down on your list of formidable government agencies, think twice. The IRS did in Al Capone.
However, at the dog park, as with the looming fiscal cliff, there’s a high note. The interloper will eventually go back home and if we go over the cliff, the Pentagon budget will be drastically cut. Now that can’t be a bad thing.














