Here’s a short collection of examples of flagrant misuses of the term synchronicity. They range from hilarious to pathetic. I would say that it’s no coincidence if we found out these writers never read Carl Jung, or anything about Jung’s works, or maybe even never heard of the famed psychotherapist who coined the term they are misusing.
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“Synchronicity is a wonderful thing – well certainly if you’re an IT guy in charge of a system that has handheld devices, laptops and desktops reading and writing to your server. In that kind of environment, software versions that aren’t synched up can mean one device isn’t patched to be protected against a particular virus, and you find a trojan’s found it’s way in via the weakest link.”
– from intisarabioto.com
It is a wonderful thing, but I’m sure these IT guys are finding any meaningful coincidences in their handheld devices, etc.
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“Running with no interruption, cars moved by some force bigger than me to keep me moving. Synchronicity. Normally, I love it. Not so much while running….At mile three, I was hating synchronicity and all its perfection. And in my hatred, I was able to see through the false sense of orderliness it builds around us. And what I saw was chaos.”
–From a blog called Wandering Through the Words
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Runners, it seems, are competing with techies for strange uses of synchronicity.
“Another 50 feet puts us in front of the first drink stop. Naturally, we’re their first customers because the real runners have yet to make it up Snake Hill. At this point my dear friend is becoming rather exasperated with my slow pace, although I assure her I’m just getting into my rhythm. We’ve just reached a perfect walking synchronicity when shouts alert us to the first runner.”
Let’s see, that would be a perfect walking meaningful coincidence. Hmm. Okay.
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I think the next one is my favorite.
“Carr’s arrival — and his Houston Texans draft-bust days — serves as a painful reminder about what quarterbacks (and power-running, vertical-passing offenses) need to succeed. That boils down to having a wall of 300-pound behemoths who can block with wonderful knee-brace synchronicity.”
–from the San Jose Mercury News 3/12/2010
Yikes, some sports writes are masters of malapropisms. Put that knee-brace synchronicity into your vertical offense and see how far that gets you down the field!
Finally…click to read it, and see if you can figure it out. If you do, tell us.

















